Volume Two is For You!

I got so excited when I heard that Immortal Divorce Court: Volume Two – A Sirius Education is available for presale right now, and is coming out on October 7th.  I very nearly forgot to bark incessantly at the Author as he way too slowly prepared my morning cheese ball/allergy pill.  There are times when I wish I really was like Garlic, the vampire Maltese that I inspired, and who in my opinion is the real star of the Immortal Divorce Court series.  I am a Maltese, and so I am a hypoallergenic dog.  Thus, while I can cruise the perimeter of the house looking for supervillains, listening for strange supervillain created noises, and all and all protecting the Family, I cannot give any of the family, or their friends that have passed my security protocols, an allergic reaction.  But, the great irony of me being hypoallergenic is that I have seasonal allergies!  Is this some kind of cosmic joke being played upon me by the universe? You know – like treats that look like food, and smell like food, but are actually made of rubber, or cloth. Do you think the Author would like it if I gave him a steak-infused piece of plastic for dinner?  

You probably want to know just how good Immortal Divorce Court: Volume Two – A Sirius Education is – since of course you thought Immortal Divorce Court: Volume One - My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell was better than bacon.  The best way I can explain it to you is using something very near and dear to my heart: cheese.  Yes, cheese, one of the four major canine food groups, which include cheese, bacon, treats, and wildebeest. Okay, just kidding on the wildebeest thing, though I could take one down if I wanted to.  I just don’t want to.  So, here we go on my cheese inspired analogy – if Immortal Divorce Court: Volume One is a piece of cheddar, than Immortal Divorce Court: Volume Two is a piece of Swiss.  They are both equally enjoyable, but each has a different flavor.  But, the most important thing is that both volumes will have you laughing out loud, which for people is truly the cheese of life!  So, go reserve yourself a copy of Immortal Divorce Court: Volume Two – A Sirius Education, and until next time – stay paw-sitive!!!